fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”
hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight
and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
Track Name:Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chestI’m looking at youfishingboatproceeds
i didn’t know what to do
the sneaky slytherins that go into Hogsmeade on weekdays just to get a present for someone’s birthday.
the cunning slytherins who plan surprise parties that are amazing, stunning, and truly surprising.
the ambitious slytherins who push their housemates to do their best….
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
I’M GONNA QWUIT THIS FUCKINSDG WEBSIT OH MY GOD
okay well, after two days of animating, ive finished this heaping pile of shit for the internet. enjoy the worst teen wolf animation/voice acting ever
this is a masterpiece
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
I love how he’s all in Satan mode then all of a sudden wacky moose mode